Leeee

Native Texan transplanted to the strange land of Portlandia. Lived in England so I speak British cussing, and love haggis/bagpipes - 2 time Tattoo veteran...

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

CA is weird. Walking down the street and a 3 year old girl in a red polka dotted dress just challenged me to a ninja fight by hopping into a power ranger pose pointed directly at me. Of course I countered with a similar pose - I had to defend my honor…

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

How many other people can claim The Sidh as their top artist of the year? The answer is not enough…

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10:10 is the lorem ipsum of the horology world.

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In an unrelated note I can neither confirm nor deny that I was/will be anywhere near the missing 18-wheeler of Thin Mints that went/will go missing later on today…
#thinmints #cookies

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RED ALERT! RED ALERT! The Thin Mint supply is at catastrophically low levels! I repeat - the Thin Mint supply in the freezer is at catastrophically low levels!
#thinmints #cookies

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C'mon @AlaskaAir you can do better. I know everyone complains about the WiFi, but it's tragically bad. Like works 10% of the flight bad. <sigh> I even tried to text my family about it, but of course...

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Happened again today. Get it together NYT Games...

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Just got mad at #Wordle bcuz I had __OWN and it wouldn’t let me play chown… #geek #linux #chown

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

I’ve decided to stop sleeping entirely. Every time I fall asleep there are new emails in my inbox - I’m thinking if I don’t sleep then they can’t sneak in there. In my sleep-deprived brain that sounds like a good plan…

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I’ve decided that people walking INTO a trade show in the morning look about as happy as people coming OUT of a Disney park at closing time…

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All I want for #Christmas is for the makers of my two favorite covers of Mean One Mr. Grinch, @LindseyStirling and @SmallTownTitans, to make the ultimate collaboration version...

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

It is that time of year when this song by @SmallTownTitans will live rent free in my brain for the next two weeks…

#TitanArmy #Grinch #YoureAMeanOne

https://t.co/YEK3CM5vFE

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

As much as I hate airports, and people, and people at airports, I’m feeling very chuffed about myself because I helped an (even older than me) couple customize their @McDonalds #McMuffin order using the electronic kiosk this morning at @flypdx. #welldoneme

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

I'm far too smart to believe that I'm really all that smart...

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

I realized today while including a link to explain a phrase to a younger colleague that I speak 5 dialects to various degrees of efficacy: English (American), English (British cussing), Geek, Texan, and Old.

#english #american #british #geek #texan #old

https://t.co/cTYfkrxG08

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

I think ;'s are sucked via vortex into the same odd dimension that random - signs disappear to and randomly reappear from, along with the odd sock. They are, of course, ruled by the interdimensional being that is invisible in source code until sought out using a hex viewer...

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

I was outside playing a racing game with my 4 year old grandson and he didn’t like the way I was playing (apparently I wasn’t following the rules, that he made up) so I was told to sit in a chair and think about what I had done…

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In the "Finally somewhere to hold most of my watch collection!" category...

https://t.co/NpGhqQCbis

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@jmaruyama @Disneyland We were there! And I can tell you that in addition to being a phenomenal artist Jerrod is a consummate gentleman. He was very welcoming to my wife & daughter who were thrilled to meet him (we live in OR and so chances are rare), and made the whole experience a joy. #thanksjerrod

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So... I made a thing.

#LEGO #starrynight #Flook #EbReels

https://t.co/MkOqIXFDx2

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@VeryBadLlama Finally, why no love for the camera guy/gal? While the weather dude gets all the love they’re dealing with the same conditions only backwards and head down looking into a tiny screen, all while casually wiping off the lens in a show of nonchalance…

[Leeee @leethesojourner]

@VeryBadLlama Also, how can he get blown out to sea when hurricanes come FROM the sea? Wouldn’t he get blown inland?