garrett

i want to be pretty and know nothing

[garrett @leettleeataly]

Has no one tweeted about the Pope with the clip of Mystique saying “bitch I am from Chicago!”?

[woods @wuooods]

very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore

[garrett @leettleeataly]

@bby_ggggggg I need to stop bringing my real self to the office I guess. I’m scaring the girls. I just wanna have fun!

[garrett @leettleeataly]

There is a pandemic of personality in this country (possibly this whole world?)! People are fucking losers.

Where I feel this most acutely is in professional settings, but they exist everywhere. Although rarely in any social setting,,, because they’re fucking losers.

[garrett @leettleeataly]

Don’t come to the work happy hour and commandeer a conversation that I have been carefully curating for the group and turn it into networking.

Right now we’re actually sharing medical horror stories and ghost encounters. Go network with a stranger.

[garrett @leettleeataly]

When I say they’re losers I mean they have no passion. No lust for life. No interests. Personal finance is not a hobby.

Taking care of yourself is very important but that is not an interest or a passion. Live a little! Read a book! Burn an effigy! Have some fun!

[garrett @leettleeataly]

Taking a nap in your bed is crazy town banana pants behavior. Couch is for daytime sleep. Bed is for nighttime sleep.

[garrett @leettleeataly]

Seeing Vanish Into You live changed my life.

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

gross domestic product. slimy, disgusting domestic product. a truly upsetting domestic product

[Alex @midsmoker34]

We need a lit 19 year old pope that feels music on a deeper level than most and has never had a job before

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

bro last night was a recession indicator

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE’ remake is in the works.

Ryan Gosling is set to produce the film.

(Source: https://t.co/j7bogEJPDP)

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

pigeons when i eat a croissant outdoors:

[garrett @leettleeataly]

My Spotify Daylist has had “recession pop” somewhere in it every day for a week. I get it!!

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[garrett @leettleeataly]

Uncrustables should be 8 calories

[garrett @leettleeataly]

Why is my whole feed sports today? Algorithm not doing its job.

[𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 @blankspac_e]

by Ryota Kikuchi (2014)