LP

My life is dope and I do dope shit

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

these would send her ass home on ANTM, i'm crying 😭

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Where can you buy those big ass coats that NFL QBs wear on the sideline

[Jenni @hashjenni]

She was quick with it too lmao

[homo la flor. @raichumontana]

As opposed to what?

[LP @leeuh_p]

😭

[keef 𖤐 @ihykeef]

man tell that nigga to put a jersey on and get in the paint

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The twin sisters woke up and started chatting loudly.
But they pretended to be asleep as soon as they heard their mother's footsteps. 😂

[LP @leeuh_p]

😭

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

I can't get over somebody saying they look like two expensive cats

[bug girl @buggirl]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Microplastics” “Red 40” Baby I buy my greens powder at TJMaxx. My bloodstream contains elements scientists have yet to discover

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 @KryssyLaReina]

That Teams chat going crazy in that office today.

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

we should execute the guy who invented the iphone feature that makes your alarm randomly quiet

[doxie @doxie_gay]

party rock is in the mouse tonighttt piece of cheese im gonna take a big biteee

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

This is my nightmare tbh

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Mrs. Terry Rozier lll (estranged) @mrsrozierlll]

Is that a basketball on top of a bloomin onion