leef

I’m Lee. All writing is mine except lyrics, which are uncredited b/c it’s twitter. u should take about 83% of my tweets not so seriously

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white people love saying “everyone stay off the road!” when a 16 yr old first gets their license

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@RavenSoftware these cheaters are zombies and you’re 15 rounds deep with the starting pistol. get an anti-cheat Ray gun

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@AnthonyDiComo “It’s the hope that kills you”

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@Treyarch can’t finish a game of outbreak on ps5 without getting booted back to the menu mid game. It ruins the game... who wants to be inexplicably kicked after devoting hours to a round? Not playing until this is patched.

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@goliaa_ @EvilSynths @Wario64 @zomberford @saddallasfan1 @ClassicMarc Load times are a bit faster and it runs at a solid 60fps (it seems) but otherwise it’s straight up PS4.

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@Mets Fenton#11

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@VvisionsStudio I love everything about this game except that it deleted my create-a-Park I’ve spent many hours editing. It got replaced with someone else’s published park and there’s no way I can get my creation back, and people on Reddit are having the same issue. Please look into this!

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@RecordPlayaa @JNforsports 😂

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I swear to everything good and holy if autocorrect doesn’t start getting on the same page as me...

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@RecordPlayaa @JNforsports I can imagine lol

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@rilez52 That fly had Abby “I spotted a large girl built like an ox” strength

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Next time you watch a movie and see a character survive something they shouldn’t have, don’t be so quick to judge the writing because I just Donkey Kong fist slammed a fruit fly and it survived

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@rilez52 Idk I only just got it from amazon today and haven’t started it yet so I’m on anti-spoiler offense lmao

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@rilez52 Please chill with the spoilers lol

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On this day 155 years ago an entire race of people was finally granted freedom and humanity. A century and a half have gone by, yet we’ve failed to realize the intentions behind… https://t.co/gsut9mwk56

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nobody:
my personalized iCalendar: make sure to wish this person, whose identity no longer exists in your memory, a happy birthday you forgetful piece of shit

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It took me 3 seasons of westworld to realize that accepting cookies can fuck you in the ass

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I wonder how many times my tinder dms have been clowned in girls’ group chats

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I’ve stuck with Judaism because that Passover episode of Rugrats was really good

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@MikeyVTheKid this the first time I’ve ever seen you use full sentences

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Pizza cutters really don’t have any other practical use huh