Leeward Kushish

Anti-comedic web page - only for the painfully dull and serious. Associate of Sue Bird Media

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

pullin’ out the ingredients from my Hello Fresh bag as if I’m on Chopped

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

Hoofers

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Hooters but for feet

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

omg my doctors gonna be PISSED 😅

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

jennifer lopez is a really cool person

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

i am the einstein of the Down syndrome community

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

that thing don’t fart, it THUNDER

[Todd F Kennedy 🍼 @mi1fhunt3r69]

Officer, how could I text and drive with a beer in my hand

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

send pic of your shnözz and also one wherein ur laying on ur stomach on the beach with feet in the air

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

dude, you think you’re tough? i was microdosing beer at 8 years old

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

i need a reason to live ASAP

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

some girls just gotta microdose lesbianism first before they make a firm decision

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

if i was a chick i would be on onlyfans faster than a fat kid on a ham sandwich

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

i like them fat bottomed not just fat

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

dude, girls just don’t have the “it” factor.
all they got is the clit factor.

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

i think my favourite thing about being a dude is that when you and your pals see a really hot girl you don’t even speak you just dap eachother up

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

if i get ID’d by one more hot waitress i’m going to kms.

[Todd F Kennedy 🍼 @mi1fhunt3r69]

@leewardkoo One more what Leeward?

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

if i get ID’d by one more

[Leeward Kushish @leewardkoo]

oh really? you LIKED when all the jews died?