zach wetzel

hot sauce on chicken

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

2020 has been so good to me

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

https://t.co/XUKhqA3Dde

Here’s the link to the East Palestine, OH story you must have missed, Mr. US Transportation Sec

I particularly love the classism this event represents. I’m sure you’d be attentive if toxic chemicals spilled in a wealthy suburban area
@PeteButtigieg

[Steve Milloy @JunkScience]

EPA has not issued a single press release about the 1 million pounds of vinyl chloride released by the train wreck in East Palestine, OH.

Not a single mention on its web site.

So concerned about the environment and safety.

[#FueledByTurners @turnerspgh]

Turner Stadium

Too bad we don't have a bazillion dollars 💰💰

#HeinzField #HereWeGo #Steelers

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

I need something ‘you proof’

[Rock Athletics @Rock_Athletics]

FB: Henry Litwin is headed to the league! The Rock's career record holder in catches, yards and touchdowns will sign a free agent deal with the Chicago Bears! Congratulations Henry!

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

We're going to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

TAR HEEEEEEEEEELS

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

“You’re not toxic; you just snore”

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

*offers 40k over list price on a home*

listing agent: sorry that wasn’t high enough—aka your offer sucks

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

TOUCHDOWN MUTH!!!

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

was hiding in Forever 21. online shopping from now on.

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

asked my mom what she was doing and she said “Alaska why”

[James @CaucasianJames]

while everyone’s watching fireworks i’ll be watching something else. my back

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

Sara just asked me if a 15 ft pine tree was ‘a fern’

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

unbothered 👍🏼

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

@ColeBuk44 I hope you get emphysema from smoking all those cigs 😍

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

another day and i still haven’t had to use y = mx+b

[zach wetzel @leftheris5]

haven’t tweeted in a while, just wanted everyone to know I’m thinking about garlic hummus