Left Outside

People have argued over this for centuries but pretty sure I can crack this today on twitter via sarcasm.

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

Married af

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

@izakaminska @paulmasonnews So you're saying you'd be a Quisling, but only if Hitler had nukes?

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

This post made me subscribe.

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

A few weeks ago I tried to investigate London’s bike theft epidemic. Then my own bike was stolen. This is what I found 🧵

Full article here: https://t.co/kj0Wz5EHt7

The Met police, short on resources, won’t attend even if you know which block of flats contains your stolen bike.

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

@johnb78 Karaoke

[Scotty Cameron @twitscotty]

After 41 years we did it congrats everyone

[John B @johnb78]

Re the UK's current immigration issues, the utterly toxic failure is primarily because the Tories throughout tried to do John Howard's evil-but-clever con-trick (as also successfully followed by Rudd, Gillard, Rudd, Abbott, Turnbull), but failed because of physical reality. (1/7)

[Duncan Stott 🏗️🔰🇺🇦 @DuncanStott]

Some good news*: they lost this battle and Bristol Street Car Park will be demolished! 🥳
https://t.co/8Qg7EZhpW3

* Decision was made in March

[Ant Breach @AntBreach]

Just insane that planning applications can be scuppered after a consent by these vandals. How many hundreds of thousands of pounds of value and hours of private and public sector time have been destroyed to save a glorified bus stop?

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

The hang 'em, flog 'em brigade have found someone they don't want to hang of flog: violent racists.

[YouGov @YouGov]

The word Labour, Lib Dem, and Conservative voters are most likely to use to describe the rioters is “thugs” (67-81%)

The term Reform UK voters are most likely to use to describe the rioters is “people with legitimate concerns” (49%)

https://t.co/5UAbLteddN

[Maia @maiamindel]

the democrat party ticket:

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Harris: We must make the economy work for everyone.

Trump: Spaghetti? Have you heard of this pasta? Terrible pasta shape, Chef Boyardee was not a beautiful man.

RFK Jr.: When I was a young man I kept a dead chimp in my garage for 67 days.

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

A huge amount of the issues this country faces come from not trying to fix it

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

For years, asylum seekers cost the UK around £450 million to £600 million a year.

And then the Tories deliberately stopped processing most asylum applications.

What happened next?

The backlog of people waiting for a ruling increased. A lot. And costs soared to the Moon.

[Ros @hurricane_ros]

Fantastic tidbit on the MEN's rolling coverage today from the sentencing of one of the rioters:

https://t.co/fAebzk1jEF

[Dan Davies @dsquareddigest]

it is really important to keep in mind the people involved in these riots, if they were all brought together, would not fill a League Two stadium. this is not class war, it is the same coked up thugs doing their stupid business all at the same time rather than one by one

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

It wasn't just that they failed it was that they *deliberately chose* not to process claims on the absurd basis that 100k people could be sent to Rwanda.

A decision cheered on by many of those now complaining about the number of asylum seekers in hotels.

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

@duncanrobinson Can't believe a crucial LibDem policy ask was both bad, pointless and unappreciated.

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

@secondmentions "the beefy snack"

[Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson]

Remember pastygate? Mad. Weeks and weeks of coverage. Basically an entire chapter in Cameron's memoir. The VAT rise of 2.5% a few years before? Barely a peep. The politics of tax is weird. https://t.co/1SGUSADTWs

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

even tho this was made by a hedge fund manager to dunk on me, it’s still insanely funny

[Left Outside @leftoutside]

@JamesBalliol Rupert Murdoch must have asked his step-daughter to pick the phone up to the father of her kids to get Evan released. I apologise.