Al

if you don't like these tweets, you can easily find my address online and come try to kill me

[Al @leftover_al]

The guy who invented the broom probably got so much p word in his medieval hamlet or whatever

[Al @leftover_al]

W

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

The most popular Republican in Congress was just knifed in an an anonymous vote in a secret closed door meeting in the basement of the Capitol.

This is the Swamp at work.

[Al @leftover_al]

@Dry_wall_Eater Umm actually it’s Japanese and it means that American gamer men who identify themselves with the term “-kun”, a Japanese honorific for colleagues or those of lower rank, should [redacted] themselves with a [redacted]

[Al @leftover_al]

@KremdiLaKrem It’s been years since a game really got me with a plot twist or surprise but the end of acts 2 and 3 both totally swept me. Simply goated. 10/10

[PROPAGANDHI @propagandhi]

Here's How to Track the Latest Location of Elon Musk's Private Jet https://t.co/CtgV2jS0bN

[wint @dril]

The wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could he betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.

[PROPAGANDHI @propagandhi]

do not sleep on this. seriously. don’t. it will get warped.

[Al @leftover_al]

The funniest part about looking for an apartment in Tacoma is trying to deduce the income of the current residents to see if it’s in my range. “Resign Ed” sign in the window? Rich liberals, too expensive. Empty liquor bottles on the windowsill? Those are my people

[Al @leftover_al]

Jerome Powell should be killed

[Al @leftover_al]

@Dry_wall_Eater Let’s Fuck Brandon

[Al @leftover_al]

Go 3 Hours In San Diego Without Hearing Any Sublime Song Challenge (Difficulty: Don’t even bother trying)

[Al @leftover_al]

Go 24 Hours In San Diego Without Hearing “Smoke Two Joints” Challenge (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE)

[Al @leftover_al]

@KremdiLaKrem That’s a life philosophy brother. Why you have to be mad? Is only game. 🫡

[Al @leftover_al]

@KremdiLaKrem Big if true, many such cases, hockey players hate him (for this one simple trick) etc.

[Al @leftover_al]

@KremdiLaKrem “Why you have to be mad is only game” is easily top 3 memes of all time and future anthropologists will agree

[Al @leftover_al]

First time in San Diego tonight. Bartender served me tequila neat in the dirtiest glass I’ve ever seen in my life. Couldn’t tell if it was dust or residue from soda water. Took the shot anyway. Am I at a new low? Siri play elliott smith

[Al @leftover_al]

@Dry_wall_Eater Cut from the same cloth my brother in Christ salute emoji

[Al @leftover_al]

Don’t call or text

[Al @leftover_al]

You ever plan a two-week vacation around seeing your favorite band on tour only to see the concerts postponed the day your trip starts?