Van Hammersly

Music, Sports, Reading, Teaching, Craft Beer, The Great Bus Disaster of 1939. Sox, Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, DePaul, ISU, WHUFC.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@drewmagary You’re insane if you think Biden would’ve done better than Harris.

[James Connor @toJamesConnor]

🧵I’ve read through the evidence section—the first 85 pages—of Jack Smith filing on Trump’s private criminal efforts to stay in power despite knowing that he’d lost the election.

The evidence is stunning. It’s clear why Trump did not want the public to see this testimony.

13 things jumped out to me on Trump’s attempt to defraud the American people and steal the 2020 election.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

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Finally!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

Why does this asshole keep referring to Trump as the president? #PresidentialDebate

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@MiamiDolphins @LeBatardShow Take out that pandering “vast majority” sentence and you almost got it.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@kumbdotcom One of the calmest fanbases I’ve ever seen in an opposition view. 😂

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@WeAreDePaul @StacDemon Nope, Wyman left in 1993.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@StacDemon Phish. Same 4 members since 1985.

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@DefectorMedia @drewmagary D Rose in garbage time minutes.

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@pddavidson @StubHub Better off thinking of it as 2% down on their fees on your next purchase.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@sam_amick The worst.

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@bourgwick “Don’t climb on the fence, idiot” after Eyes is some top notch Bobby banter. 😂

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@louster200 @phish @ruoffmusicenter @LivePhish Their Twitter account really struggling with times this wknd.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@RexHuppke @dan_bernstein A good and decent man that just doesn’t happen to give a fuck about Palestinian children.

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@costareports 😂 “The elite old white men whose dicks I suck tell me they want someone a little more like them.”

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Joe biden looks around the Oval office, taking it all in. Major and Commander take turns biting him directly on the penis. Joe wipes a tear from his eyes. "I am going to miss this place."

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@pddavidson I don’t know. Kid Rock just struggled to get his jacket off and gently tossed the mic from one hand to the other.

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

Literally the day after Gorsuch failed to understand the difference between a pollutant and the gas his dentist used before root canal!

[Van Hammersly @leftshoeshuffle]

@EdgeofSports EPO is a hell of a drug.