Jonno

some of you may know me

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Ok who’s mad at me today?

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Twitter is also my new shopping list:
1. Buy that new vape that’s not like my old one
2. Get another Apple TV randomly that i can put into my other room cause I’m a fucking Rockafeller
#money #kpopstansareoverparty #boysdancetoo #AmazonFires #13Reasonswhyseason3 #StarWars

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

So when do I become a twitter influencer? 💸 #influencer #ad #whoispayingme #money #gimmedat

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Yoga is the new Subway #subway #yoga #jared #subwayjared #namaste #hotyoga #hothatha #yogayoga #sunsoutyogasin

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

You ever look at someone and think “yeah, i bet their tongue is cold”

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Advice for what to do when you have a zit just chilling under the surface of your nose making you look like the caricature of the classic old drunk man

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Someone please tell me how in the holy hell Mayor Sylvester Turner can still be running on the platform that he’s going to fix all the potholes and people STILL BELIEVE HIM

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Also, since no one is on twitter anymore, I’ve decided this is the new place for me to drag people, places, situations, more people

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Actually, having a secretive affair with someone and not being able to talk about it would likely be my best and most successful relationship given that the moment I choose to speak the name of someone I’m seeing out loud I end up being ghosted 🥰

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

LIVE on #Periscope: Man excavating fish out of salt https://t.co/MH2dAxRIqu

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

well shit, I haven't sent a tweet since december. whats going on twittersphere? twitterland? tweetland? t-book? what are you calling it now

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

@st_vincent so lovely meeting you again last night and having you melt my mind with your show! I like being an honorary Grinsfelder :)

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

SO HAPPY to be in Austin, even for just one night!

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

All I want for Christmas are new sinuses.

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

I entered for a chance to win tix to @Chvrches at @HOBHouston (11/24) + signed LP cover: http://t.co/ViX6eDtbGc. Tix: http://t.co/ktsbLDL1VA

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Stressing out over which iPhone 5 S to get the champagne or the silver #FirstWorldProblems

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

What confuses Texas Republicans:
1) Women
2) Science
3) Clocks

#StandWithWendy

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Huge congrats to my friend @michelleiswell for her @ProjectRunway win tonight! See you in May, hooker!

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

Head out this Saturday to the Menil for the 5th Annual Menil Community Arts & Houston Indie Book Fest! http://t.co/0GJdI4q68x

[Jonno @leftyjonno]

70-foot saxophone "Smokesax" is on the move - Houston Chronicle http://t.co/mUqhfuviAE