Lauren Egan

Design dork

[💧Andreas 🐀🇦🇺🇩🇪💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @RichmdSewerRat]

BREAKING - VIC’s answer to a vaccination ad - 👇👏👏👏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Please RT and spread on social media 🙏🙏
A little bit emotional now ♥️ actually in tears of joy and proudness 🥲😉

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@mariekehardy This has made my Qld lockdown so much more entertaining. Make it rain Qld Gov.

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@stumpyjojo Bum tweet?

[New York Times Opinion @nytopinion]

Did you miss the first presidential debate last night? Have no fear, @alyankovic is here to remix it for you, with music by @gregorybrothers.

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@jessmcguire @dhurtyderek @HawkMothRecords @GlennHester @SloopGenB LOLIDAYS!!1!

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@latikambourke he's like that guy that you just can't break up with. He's just not that into you Dennis!

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@Elmo_Keep Goran just introduced Eames as "Detective Alice Eames". I'm watching it solo, just wanted to share that with someone who'd care.

[Senator Penny Wong @SenatorWong]

The PM has announced that Labor will introduce legislation for marriage equality within 100 days of reelection. #ItsTime

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

I'm really upset. I hope Rudd enjoys being known as the guy that held a grudge for 3 years and then lost an election to Tony Abbott.

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Killing it @jessmcguire. X

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@fullgut No, it's just easier on my dentures than some other cereals.

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@fullgut I just ate porridge. And I'm an actual adult.

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@jessmcguire @mariekehardy oh hai guise. It's a direct marketing ploy against Up&Go (soy). Market leader in 'portable breakfast' category.

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@bookgrocer Back on Monday. Have completely lost interest in temples and am now one of those assholes that sit at their hotel's pool.

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@bookgrocer Pfft. I'm in Thailand wearing a conical hat. #authentic

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@StanaRacing I might just stay over here. #aflbombersdees

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

So long Japan. I will miss your delicious food, your obsession with cherry blossoms and your pre-warmed toilet seats.

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@SimoneMitchell @13cabs I will write the sequel How Silver Top Taxis Ruined My Life (Night).

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

@fullgut I reckon. Unless Glenn ate curry without my knowing.

[Lauren Egan @leganator]

Quakin'?! Anyone else?