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feet like monkey paws

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@rilomania247 Body horror

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@billybrizzle420 Beta-carotene

[clown @bugsquelcher]

i need this

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There’s a really skinny 40+ y/o guy at work who wears this outfit every gd day and he looks so stupid

[Samanita 🍄 @Samtanic_Panic]

I think this looks fine. I’m a straight woman.

He thinks this looks like shit. He’s a gay man

So dress for your audience, guys

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I’ve literally never cracked a phone screen until this morning and when I somehow knocked the floating shelves off my wall and everything fell on my phone omg

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I miss The Onion’s Santana Tracker

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@va13430 @GreenGayYT Judd Apatow’s daughter in untucked lmao just why was she there at all

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@boobzwithaz @John82488972 @JarettSays Constantly thinking about her mistaking Kimmy for a Jeff Koonz sculpture of Ronald McDonald

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@Torontosports00 @freegerator @shiginope @meatgirI Sorry for his loss

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@freegerator @shiginope @meatgirI “Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken?”

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“These are Days” by 10000 Maniacs is obv on there

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I want to make a playlist that’s just songs that theaters would play over their slideshow of ads/trivia before the movie started.

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Nvm lost by one point

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At quizzo with my dad and we are KILLIN IT

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Why did I think Billy Joel shouted out Millard Fillmore in We Didn’t Start the Fire? Is there another song about him?!

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Us landed the killing blow in my 1v1 with Orin. Love that little guy. #BG3

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Screaming

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Her hair is looking as raggedy as mine on any given day, I’d be pissed if I were her

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has been named TIME’s Person of the Year.

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You say you drink Alize, or was is Malibu? It don't really matter though. You remind me of the time when I had a ho.

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This is the funniest text I’ve ever received