KK

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Girl I’m bored let’s give ourselves grace

[fawn @fawnncel]

the fact that people can perceive me and then discuss it later is so sick

[‎ 𝒩 ☆ | adw, hillman ‘27 @nthatyyy]

i’m at the literally and genuinely store all the time

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Did u receive the texts I almost sent u

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

fully furnished place!

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Me: whatever happens happen

Whatever: *happens*

Me:

[masha @masha_slp]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[stargirl @ono4si]

using * to correct my mistakes instead of editing the text cus i’m a real one

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

We, as a society, don’t go bowling anywhere near as much as we should

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I stayed in last night to save money and spent $500 on a jacket btw

[Ian @nocoffinplease_]

can you come over and monitor the way I walk and generally move to make sure it’s within normal human parameters

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

who up running out of time

[hera @shiningdaisies]

when i like my guy friends enough i start seeing them as a girl