Emma LPM

On my fifth cup of tea of the day and wondering why corrie isn't on yet. She/her.

[Conversation Street Podcast @ConversationStr]

To celebrate the 65th anniversary of #CoronationStreet, we’re giving away this Ken Barlow mug! Contemplate the legend, the icon, the man himself every time you have a brew! To enter, like this tweet, retweet, and follow. UK only, ends 16 December at 8pm GMT.

[Conversation Street Podcast @ConversationStr]

🎄#CORRIE COMPETITION!🎄
Fresh from the #CoronationStreet Experience shop!

1st prize: Hand-made, embroidered Rovers Christmas tree decoration
Two runners up: Corrie tote bags

Just follow us, like and retweet this post to be in with a chance of winning. Closes 29/11 at noon.

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

@ConversationStr Oh my god, I love Jack and Annie (and what fabulous names ;) )! Taylor is a tiny Jack Russell

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The fees at the public school attended by Jeremy Clarkson are over £40,000 a year. Every time he tells us how well he's done despite his poor A-levels, he's just confirming what we already know about the class system.

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

20.55 on a Friday night. All around the country, husbands and wives admire their beautiful wives as they put on their glasses, pull their hair into ponytails and stick on their big t-shirts. Peace reigns.

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

@ConversationStr Here's an old signed one that hangs proudly on the wall of my home office, to keep you going during the drought for the new one

[Kris-py Kreme @kirv96]

So can we agree the real winners of the series?

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

I haven't finished the episode yet so not counting my chickens yet but... did Sarah... just... do good parenting?? #Corrie

[Ben H 🦉🏄🏻 @Benj1030]

Why dont they just say its door 1, 2,3 or 4??? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

I���m sorry but I swear to god they’ve just edited Anna into this episode and pretended she was there the whole time like Dawn from Buffy #thetraitors

[Dani @danidelle23]

Everyone talking about Anna being a traitor and I’m like WHO?! #TheTraitors

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I post this as the Antiques Roadshow is on during the Sundayest Sunday ever (from my latest book: https://t.co/A3onoDicj0)

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

#TheTraitorsUK epitomising all my fears by showing that *everyone does overanalyse everything I say and do actually*

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

Ah, the most wonderful time of the year, where gluten-free basics are cleared from the shelves to make space for Christmas goodies that coeliacs can't eat. Fa la la la la #coeliac #glutenfree #coeliacproblems

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

@BenGLC Can't breathe. It's *laminated*.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Protect me from who?

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

@karenfthompson Mine blew up

[Emma LPM @Legitimate_page]

Our amazing waiter in the fancy restaurant in which my husband and I are having dinner just called us "an absolute pleasure to serve". I think this means we are winning at dinner, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.