Hannah

[Hannah @legumeprincess]

Me when I’m an anchor

[LouLou 🐾🐾 @Flaaaaalala]

I have a sinking feeling.

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

[britain slander account  @stillneedajob]

do NOT follow your dreams. work in tech

[Hannah @legumeprincess]

@2sinkz @khlobotomey @2GeminiSides @kathbarbadoro Are u ok lmao she’s obviously just supporting her friend

[miguel @itshemiii]

i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them

[James Charles @jamescharles]

KEEP OR RETURN someone please tell me if If I look good in this or not omfg

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[Hannah @legumeprincess]

just drank one of these then took a nap and had sleep paralysis 😍

[charlie @StyledApe]

If I saw this in my freezer, I would start ripping the container apart like a chimp

[Robert McNees @mcnees]

Let me explain one reason why this is a potentially serious problem.

First, you should know that when I search google from an incognito window it gives me the right answer: just shy of 14 billion years, the current scientific consensus among cosmologists and astronomers.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

People who don't use contractions scare the shit out of me. "I will be there" okay with what a machete

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Can you tell him to stop? I took an edible ❤️‍🩹

[sh☆z @certishaz]

this can kill a girl

[odessa @cowboyENJOY]

he wants that cookie so effing bad

[, @w0a0i0f]

guys when they’re with their buddies: i need a beer and cheesy fries if you take me to a “wine bar” with “microgreens” and “small plates” i will implode

guys when they’re with their gf: baby, the tuna tataki is sooo good…!!! and what’s on top? watermelon radish? incredible .

[C @theclovecoterie]

Me when I take out the trash

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭