Jacob

[Jacob @legumexperience]

what a wonderful world

[Jacob @legumexperience]

Church membership? Is that common? I’ve never heard of that

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Woman’s church membership gets terminated for leaving her husband and children to shack-up with another man.

Churches should be doing more of this.

[gabby @girllafraidd]

In another life I died young from injuries related to football hooliganism

[Jacob @legumexperience]

Freedom

[Jacob @legumexperience]

That last guest was trouble Dean

[Jacob @legumexperience]

@aubreezii Showing the jeweler pictures of you and telling them to give their best guess. What size ring does it loook like she wear

[Jacob @legumexperience]

I’m a Baleba

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🧠 Need to know more about Carlos Baleba?

@Ankaman616 is your man… or in this instance, was your man a year ago 😅🗓️

#MUFC

[Jacob @legumexperience]

Monkberry Moon Delight

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[JAN 5 ❤️ @J1bbzz]

First time watching Bergvall and it’s not looksmax edits

[Jacob @legumexperience]

@peterfrenulum I asked my buddy this last night and he actually didn’t know. Probably a lot easier when read

[Jacob @legumexperience]

@peterfrenulum

[Leon der Profi @MoraliaMaxima]

Wichtige Nachricht von meinem Vater

[Jacob @legumexperience]

I’m a Balebaaaa

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[Jacob @legumexperience]

I am divorced from the most beautiful woman in your planet

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#WaitingForYouWednesday #WantYouWednesday #WishingForYouWednesday #WhenWillISeeYouAgainWednesday #WillYouBeMeMineWednesday

[Jacob @legumexperience]

I’m a Baleba

[Jacob @legumexperience]

I can’t read these words without them bouncing around my skull for a few hours. Was afraid the other day that I was gonna say them out loud at work

[Cpt. Stickernoodle 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @CStickernoodle]

Man got arrested for having AI Pawg MAGA Goons in DC

[Jacob @legumexperience]

@brentdjohnson @foxweather Was wondering the same