lauren hipp

📍kansas city 🔎 SEO + content @vmlyr 👩🏻‍🦰 but mostly tweeting BS

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@karlycay HOLY SHIT KARLY

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fajitas 🤝 when harry met sally

“i’ll have what she’s having”

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@muh_rin_ what are they even sensitive to? dust? the sun? ban men

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my cat just drank the water streaming out of my nose from a sinus rinse, what are you guys up to?

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using a brand new vacuum for the first time >>>

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happy bachelor monday to those who observe 🙏🏻🌹

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three things are certain in this life

1. death
2. taxes
3. your collaborative keynote will shit out exclusively when you need to work on an important pitch deck

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my favorite social media platforms are goodreads and venmo

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i forgot how much it sucks to sign up for a workout class as one version of yourself, then expect a future version of yourself to actually do it 🥲

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@bradendecker omg i’ve considered ordering these to KC please tell me how they are 😂

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my mom can’t remember the character names from a show she just binged an entire season of but she can remember exactly how much of her tupperware i haven’t returned

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@karlycay clearly this wasn’t about me because i’d be with tony 😌

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daphne bridgerton is molly baz, you cannot convince me otherwise

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@karlycay these are the days of our lives

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midday WFH showers hit different

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@prufrockshakur RT

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draining my pasta without a strainer is truthfully about as reckless as i get these days

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@karlycay nvm second half totally redeemed itself 🥰

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@karlycay i am halfway through right now but my god the family is making it so hard to truly enjoy!

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“lolo you’re frickin beautiful”

- jia over facetime, 10/10 cannot recommend having a 4 year old niece enough