Marin Berardi

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

isn’t it funny that the person that doesn’t order alcohol at a table full of people ordering alcohol looks like the alcoholic

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

when are we going to ban animated email signatures

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

when you don’t have something funny to say, don’t say it at all

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

why are man sneezes so loud? …

ban men from sneezing

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

“bottle made of” should be a little bigger here no? seems important

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

lol wow i love live music holy shit

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

i saw a packet of mayo on the ground as i was walking into the gym this morning and i didn’t want to be there so badly that i almost told myself it was a sign to turn around. it was gone when i left but anyway i think i’m hallucinating mayo now

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

does carrie bradshaw have parents er

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

my car dings and flashes a snowflake icon when it’s cold outside. like i know girl, what do you want me to do?

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

@_mellybear oh tell him it’s on. but fair warning - i go through one of those 24 packs of eggs from costco a week

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

there may not be anyone else vying for this title but truly no one makes a better hard boiled egg than i do

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

i just dropped my hard boiled egg down the garbage disposal and almost cried

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

@jordanberardi_ pepper flavored roni

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

i still haven’t been back to a concert yet … lol it’s fine i’m fine

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

@jordanberardi_ where you goin

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

my boyfriend just said he didn’t like donuts and then ate 6

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

just got an ad for soulfully seasoned beans. extremely well done targeting

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

BLTs should not be served on a hamburger bun

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

no dip should be allowed to have a serving size of 2 tablespoons

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

most of the text messages i receive are verification codes

[Marin Berardi @muh_rin_]

the fastest 30 days are the ones between the moment you buy something and the moment the 30 day return policy expires