Alexander Mugwanja

Powdered water. Just add water. #genius

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder you seem to have been dropped Accidentally when u were young, then the later times twas just plain Intentional.

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder you're sooo ugly that monkeys take you out of their butts and throw you at people at the zoo

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder Duuuude, There is NO '3 second rule' after dropping someone's child, she was not a slice of pizza. #poorbabysitting

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder You still look like Osama, bt only if he was black and had cancer.

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder I miss you more than a retard misses the point

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

Clearly Traffic Rules in Africa are based on one simple rule. "He/She who has bigger balls, Has right of way." Mon Dieu! #SacreBlu

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder ahwwwwww! Happy Valentines Infidel!

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

If you are here, who is running Hell??
@Currie_Powder

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@currie_powder duuude, i salute you. Today i have no comeback

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@currie_powder what? you blood-gushing flee-infested vagina! will holla at u wt my bitch-phone

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@NyambuG well atleast, am dancing to the tune of MC Hammer's #CantTouchThis

[B @ngwata_]

A kiambu woman invites you for a buffet but cooks everything in one sufuria.

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@currie_powder u guuuuuyyy!

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@Currie_Powder To the one and only most awesome yet disturbed martial humanoid, I I wish u a Happy "Only 2 people showed up" Bday

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

Geez! Last night was soo hot, you could get a tan from the moon. #DesertLife #UnderTheShade

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

How come when you burp, you pardon yourself, but when you fart, you LOL?

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

@stellamungai2 Pole dear, was under the radar bt am actually in Chad, and I left my phone back in Kenya. Will def b in contact at end month

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

Summer in the desert is Awesome weather for a 2hour flight... wow! is that all for today?? #DesertLife #WorkOnHoliday

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

#Stolen If pastors get those AK47's,then somebody please tell Jesus not to come like a thief!!! #SMH #RapturePalooza

[Alexander Mugwanja @Leksavier]

I stopped seeing this hot girl from across the road since the Chadian police confiscated my binoculars. #DesertLife #ForeverAlone