Topher

Professional bug crafter

[M. @mwangi_kabiru]

"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible"

- Frank Herbert

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

become ungovernable

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Help us find Tresor 🙏

[joe @joekmacharia11]

Hi guys help me find my friend stacy

[Benjamin Bratton @bratton]

My students asked me if it was true that the entire Internet was really coded by hand. All those kernels, protocols, router firmware, browsers, databases, etc. Somebody coded these and debugged them by hand?!?!? They used BBEdit?!?!??! The idea that this was even possible seems amazing to them. I can imagine some future Moon Landing like conspiracy theory that says it never happened.

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

I am looking for an opportunity as a software engineer:

My tech stack is :

Node.js/Nestjs
Python
Javascript
TypeScript

tools:
docker
git/github

Backend:
Express
FastAPI
Ruby on Rails

Database:
PostgreSQL
MongoDB
Mysql

Other technologies:
Redis, TypeORM, Prisma, Next.js, React and Tailwind CSS

So If you are looking for a software engineer please DM me. 📞 [phone]

Thank you for your attention !!

[Oscar @makupa_]

Hizi zinafaa kuwa kwa museum za Adidas not with that lunatic.

[Topher @tistopher]

Send an enquiry to company's WhatsApp business number. Sales person sends quote on WhatsApp from a different number. Ask them to send the same quote via email. They send it from their personal Gmail.

[Topher @tistopher]

@oti_ian It's on good behaviour now

[Thanos @abadojack]

Brit: I’ll schedule the meeting for Monday, June 1st

Me: That’s a public holiday in Kenya. I won’t be working.

Brit: Really? What’s the holiday about?

…

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30!

Kenyans invented running™

[𖦹ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

hapa mtu akona wheelchair mtampata uko nje ya hio dirisha 🤣

[Topher @tistopher]

New Twitter feature: Ads that aren't marked as ads.

[DrDespairMD @Bandageblues]

Mnaleta damu na drone yet mahali inaenda hakuna giving set, lab cannot do full hemogram or uecs, hakuna cross matching services , hakuna reagents za blood group, hakuna antihistamines or steroids incase of transfusion reaction, hakuna lasix incase of overload 😂

[Njeri 🇰🇪 @rtunguru]

Here’s a link to Harvard’s free, self-paced, internationally recognized Python course

https://t.co/OqLilbLlD1

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

There is a demographic, many of whom are even in Government, that does not realize we are living under KANU 2.0, only with a more driven, more polished, more energetic Moi.

- All knowing, always visible leader with opinions on everything that is always in the media
- Figurehead cabinet secretaries, many of whom we never hear from (lands, water, gender, East African community etc)
- Parliament is just an extension of state house. Always and gushingly toes the line
- Police and security forces never hesitate to use force on anything even hinting anti-government
- Disappearance and kidnapping of critics
- Unchecked public borrowing
- Dishing out of money to “support” the regime is normalized
- Political goons have made a triumphant return
- Forest and public land is being excised and allocated to dubious initiatives like “infrastructure”. What is the difference between a parking for Bomas from the national park and a 60 storey KQ from Uhuru park
- Functionaries and folks in authority publicly fawning over the president’s leadership, vision, wisdom, etc.
- State routinely implying that the freedoms the constitutions have grated Kenyans are in fact a favour from its benevolence
- Flagrant and unchecked corruption at such a scale we are increasingly numb
- Political appointments with zero attempts to even pretend merit, relevance and experience is a factor
- Subsumed and neutered an increasingly clueless official opposition
- Not the least bit interested in hearing from the public or even from professionals because it knows everything and knows best

Moi, if he was still here, would be impressed at how well his orphans have executed his playbook

[Theo @Theo_mwangi]

Help her re-unite with her family, she has been missing since the 1st of April.

[Expat_Kate_Travelegy @Hike_with_Kate]

This is how horror movies start…

JKIA , Terminal 1A, woman’s toilet …

Peekaboo 🫣

[Topher @tistopher]

@AustinRoy007 Can't run em locally if you don't have GPUs, RAM and storage