Essjay

crime statistic enthusiast

[Essjay @lelessjay]

single greatest comedic moment of our generation

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@ChampRDS Topuria could hop off the stretcher on the way to the hospital and put a beating on Crawford.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@iodtftn @MattWallace888 Hey now, call me retarded if you want but don't disparage my honesty lol. I genuinely do believe it's the greatest upset ever. I did not expect Gaethje to survive the first exchange.

Given the odds, a lot of people felt the same.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@Matthew12550711 @THATBOYMMAGURU If anything "didn't go how you wanted" it's you hoping Hokit gets KOed.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

What the fuck are you saying. I was only disagreeing with you on Hokit's antics.

You said he was disrespectful, I said in terms of disrespect, it's worse to have fights where Americans are going to get knocked out.

I'm really happy about Gaethje's win, but everybody expected him to be out cold in the first couple of rounds.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@Matthew12550711 @THATBOYMMAGURU Didn't go how I wanted? What are you talking about lol.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@iodtftn @MattWallace888 Greatest upset in sports history not just UFC

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@TowinOwen @ReviewsPossum

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@CovaDax @Rothmus Because the government is gonna do government things regardless. Not having a fun and grand celebration of America won't suddenly resolve the national debt or curb inflation, but it will make things more bleak and joyless.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

Why flush the toilet when I'm going to shit again soon

[The Hill is Home @theHillisHome]

Presented with no real comment other than ok, we now have a clean Columbus memorial but you know pigeons gonna pigeon in no time flat and how much did this cost?

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@Perma_banned_me @shortmagsmle I hate it to break it to you, but the marines actually like their country.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@TowinOwen @ReviewsPossum If you think a massive even celebrating the United States "sucks", that's identity politics.

Or you can just enjoy good things

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@Matthew12550711 @THATBOYMMAGURU I mean you're the one talking about disregard for the celebration of the nation. I think having fights where Americans are going to be put out cold by foreigners at the White House might be a little more disrespectful than Josh being funny.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@Matthew12550711 @THATBOYMMAGURU There were people not wearing shirts, speaking Portuguese at the Lincoln memorial.

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@ChampRDS Yeah we need to shut Hokit up so that generic reporter #17 can ask "what this moment means to you" in Portuguese for the fifth time.

[Essjay @lelessjay]

@ChampRDS Hokit made the press conference watchable

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@TooTallDerr @Combat_Casuals It literally is a birthday festival for America

[Essjay @lelessjay]

Leftists hate when anything has the potential of bringing joy to anyone.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

NEW: Virginia political organizer and a military vet file federal suit, seeking court order to HALT the UFC fight at White House:

"This plan is deeply corrupt.. President is giving (Dana) White & his company what none have enjoyed before: unfettered access to the White House.. to stage a private, for-profit sports event"

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[Essjay @lelessjay]

@RealLucasAdams @MMAFighting Literally nothing negative so far btw. Only change is that we are getting a good card lol

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@druidique @nicksortor Yeah this doesn't make it any better.

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@ChampRDS @TMZ_Sports No need to be this nice to a journalist.