Russell Lemmer

photographer. DJ. blogger said everyone in new york. i am not from new york.

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

@wowairsupport terrible customer service! I have a pressing issue and it requires you address it in less than 72 hours! So frustrating

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

So the emps at @LickIceCreams are dicks. @AmysIceCreams I'm sorry I strayed

[Dai Truong @dai_truong]

@silvercar @lemb0t great party! Killing it. w/ @techyfit @dspector #SXSW #Silvercar

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

“@911VICTIM: The sports team won” @EvilArchEnemy @SomeVagueIdea

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

@VirginAmerica aye, I left my favorite hat on the plane VX 232... I'll be back O'Hare on Sunday. Can you help??!

[The JNCO Jughead @VocabuLarry]

♪ I wish that I had JESSE'S GIRL ♪. No, not that one. The other one who choked on puke.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Mack Brown Buyout Chart for Texas Fans http://t.co/kkpxHNHdsu

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

@ameliasfb @EvilArchEnemy only if you haven't read the comic books

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

“@michaelianblack: WHY HAS NO ONE OPENED A GAY BAKERY CALLED STUD MUFFINS???” @Drewssskiii ???

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

And if I die before I wake, JACKPOT

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

@TinaMisc you and a lot of other people I know

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

@TinaMisc pic

[M.G. Siegler @mgsiegler]

There is something worse than a thrice-delayed United flight - a cancelled one. Really not sure why anyone takes anything other than Virgin.

[Goat lord @deadmau5]

U wot m8? http://t.co/18YI3bSD7y

[FRDv @erickdent]

I'm not watching breaking bad tonight because I'm a REAL fan who got addicted to crystal meth and sold my TV.

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

Second half fun. First, disturbing. Promotion of live viewing = promotion of spoiler http://t.co/eTtIIMEtLg” @SomeVagueIdea @EvilArchEnemy

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

"You home?" -scariest text you can get

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

*Russian policeman holds gun to Edward Snowden's head*
"You break into GAP jean mainframe, NOW."

[Russell Lemmer @lemb0t]

@OMGFacts link your shit properly