The last thing America needs is more insanely wealthy people sitting in bunkers with immediate, guaranteed access to coronavirus tests if they cough even once telling us we need to go back to work to save their stock portfolios.
#NotDying4WallStreet
@kdemoff If this ends up being a legendary troll job and the real #LARams logo is actually legit (and you take all my money from merch), you deserve to have whatever is the equivalent of having a COO's jersey retired