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life is weird, man

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@itsstillkieran My boyfriend puts his in one of those closet door organizers. A toy for each slot

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@Big_Dreez89 I hold the keys to his cock cage

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@internetmadison I knew a guy who had the rubber ducks in his lime green jeep. Found out he'd wear diapers under his clothes and serial cheat on his wife.

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@oquepequena0 sucks to see other people living my dream

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@MadsPosting couldn't be me. If I like someone, they're hearing about everything

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

getting someone attached just to say you're not ready is emotional immaturity

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

imagine losing access to my laugh, my weird questions, my uplifting reminders, the way i see life, the depth of my conversations, my spark and most of all, my love and presence

[Cute @cutecorestar]

<3

[Chantel @SensFanNL]

Interesting how NHL players who suddenly had something to say on politics when CK died are completely silent now. Especially guys who play in Minnesota. #noticing

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@Emilio2763 a huge house with nothing in it

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@dvorstone things to remember: we are not allowed to be happy because someone else finds our inconveniences valuable

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@Solyricon It sickens me that this is a universal problem. Ladies we have GOT to start boycotting until these boys figure something out

[i’m back i guess @veggie_lo_mein]

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

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@emisandrist I'll take one nonbinary on twitter pls

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

How the fuck did i get played by someone who wanted me first

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@girlhill666 you have to go through heartbreak and it ain't worth it

[lynx ❦ @lynxviadona]

o bissexualismo é lindo, eu amo ser bissexual, eu amo pessoas bissexuais, eu amo personagens bissexuais minhas cores favoritas são rosa azul e roxo

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations