Sarah Henkens

The web is my playground. Founder of

[Sarah Henkens @lemonit]

So close to perfection

[Sarah Henkens @lemonit]

@StadiumlinksHQ is the VIP package addon on eventsprout per player or for our entire group?

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New post in our Patreon dev blog introducing our #GraphQL API!

https://t.co/P3Xq0QP9ep

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Kubernetes is all fun and games until Kubelet starts to throw a hissy fit. My whole Sunday was spent chasing down failing pods left and right

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I will be doing a webinar tomorrow how you can use graph theory to explore abstract syntax trees!

[Arango @arangoai]

Join us this week on September 29th and learn how #Slack performs code analysis by modeling abstract syntax trees as a graph model in ArangoDB. 🔥

Follow the link below to register now✨
https://t.co/cEC4Rt3iAr

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Published my post to our Engineering Blog at @SlackHQ with a deep-dive in how we built an eventually-consistent data model to predict Slack Connect invites!

https://t.co/fMay6PUsY5

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My poor computer running the HHVM test suite

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Been playing Whac-A-Mole with #MyPy type errors all day long

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The exciting future of https://t.co/eBF8V7s4Ua https://t.co/dzMx9XHqIr

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@coldclimate I need to check it out!

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For a second I thought something was broken but Mr. Robot was trolling me with their episodes titles

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@coldclimate https://t.co/QkEoqdFCFv, I’ve recently moved the whole site into Google Cloud on kubernetes

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Me 11 years ago: year-selector up to 2020 should be sufficient!

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@coldclimate Yup!

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Trying to make #CakePHP 1.3 work with #PHP 7.3 on a legacy code-base. Wow, what a journey LOL

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@Equifax It's impossible to reach any humans at Equifax. All of your phone numbers just hang up without any option to talk to a representative. This is really really bad customer service!

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FMTV on Kubernetes with 3 environments is eating 25% of a single core in compute overhead. Not too bad.

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@savant @github I’ve moved all the https://t.co/QkEoqdFCFv code to @gitlab a year ago. I like their CI integration way more than @github.

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@savant @github 🤣