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[fern @lemonpores]

Gyat skibidi damn

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me

[fern @lemonpores]

My 5 year old student today: “let me think in my brain”

[fern @lemonpores]

Someone told me they want my ethnic nose whatever tf that means

[fern @lemonpores]

love is like a mole

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i’m silly at heart bro

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hairy tube turned to big foot

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coffee shop toilets are truly the victims

[fern @lemonpores]

in high school i was depressed and wore sweats but now im depressed but dressed

[fern @lemonpores]

it’s because of queer love that i found one of my favorite hobbies

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why do i have to eat strawberries with such an urgency like they mold in 2 days and i have to eat them all like i just want to eat a couple a day😔😔😔

[fern @lemonpores]

is there a gene that makes some people taste poop when they eat chocolate just like how they taste soap when they eat cilantro

[fern @lemonpores]

pineapple

[fern @lemonpores]

starting a list of everything i cannot consume with ulcerative colitis. will update as i learn or remember of more

1. onion
2. garlic
3. asparagus (learned today)
4. pomegranate juice
5. coffee
6. tangerine juice
7. alcohol
8. almonds
9. iceberg lettuce

[fern @lemonpores]

you are literally running a non profit right now by dating this man

[m @skitzocat]

not now kitten daddy is dissociating

[fern @lemonpores]

flat stanley as a girl is just a floating boob from the side

[fern @lemonpores]

that chode is big and challenged like my heart

[fern @lemonpores]

bring back biz cas

[professor fish @frogwithablogg]

if I owned a cafe, I would have this picture as a guide for how much cream/milk customers want in their coffee. like ok and now select which color coffee you’d like.. guinea pig number 6 ok