Brittany Kossman

& really, I think I like who I'm becoming. RN. CHI Cubs. ATL Falcons. UNLV. VGK. ❤️

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

If I die today, just know that I've lived to see everything that I need to @Cubs ❤️❤️ https://t.co/2uvqTT5fIs

[Jackie Chiakulas @theclb_net]

My Road to the World Series video :) Love this team @Cubs #Cubs #WorldSeries https://t.co/dMmDH7VAR2

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@VerizonSupport Why was it easier to get a response on Twitter than it was on the app?

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Hey @Verizon … you’re internet is pissing me off

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@kyleewarkentin Every single time 😭😭😭

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

The kicker’s job is to go up there and say “PERIODT” 🫰

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Not the @AtlantaFalcons taking the lead in the division 👀👀 #riseup

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@shaunpatrick468

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Always a flag, never a touchdown 😌

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

This is the type of content I deserve

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

In Long Island there was a duck that participated and finished a marathon.

The duck was awarded a medal and a standing ovation

Olympics up next. https://t.co/2fYFPBdKWr

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

I never put lotion on my upper back since I can’t reach it but it never feels dry or that it needs lotion… why can’t the rest of my body do that?

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@shaunpatrick468

[Netflix @netflix]

i can't talk right now, I'm doin hot ghoul shit

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

They should probably just demote the Cubs as a whole to AAA …

Or AA…

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@lemonfbaby 😂😂

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@19kossman46 Let’s hear it …

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Republican… democrat… there’s one thing we can all agree on: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

[syd @sydlovesthehoes]

Who told yall 2.22.22 meant all that stuff

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

@jackiechiakulas Lol still??

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Man, nurses can never have nice things 😏

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Matt Ryan is the capital of Sack City

[Brittany Kossman @lemonsqueeez]

Falcons win by association