Kylee Warkentin

always late but worth the wait 🌻♊️

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

Do u ever say “no worries!” when u are, in fact, worried

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

I’m in a teams meeting with 80 people and this icon is calling to me like the green goblin mask

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

Hi @BruMateTweets when will your toddy 32 oz lids be back in stock?? I’ve been trying to order a replacement for months and haven’t hear back from my email!

[𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚡  @FelisitoRivera]

Apple needs to realize I have NEVER used jumó in a sentence let alone know what tf that even means so why does “jump” autocorrect to “jumó”???

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

They really turned tiktok into QVC for millennials and GenZ

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

I’ll never understand when people are like waaahhh my partner forgot my birthday/anniversary/etc like how are you not talking about your upcoming events on the reg???

[George Mack @george__mack]

2. The Rise Of Negative Media

Since 2010, the media massively increased headlines that use fear, anger, disgust, and sadness.

It's no surprise the media isn't covering this 😅

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

This interview in the Fresno State hoodie…think it’s pretty clear he’s gonna follow Carr out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Vincent Bonsignore @VinnyBonsignore]

Davante Adams on @Raiders decision to shut down Derek Carr

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

I really need @ChipotleTweets to add a spot on their app where I can put a note to plz mix my burrito before rolling so I don’t get a mouthful of just sour cream on one side and dry chicken on the other 😥

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

@lemonsqueeez watched Armageddon last night for the first time since CR and wept just as hard lmao

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

I’m pretty sure I coined this term but my favorite genre of movies is Cry-Fi aka sci-fi movies with an emotional plot that makes you sob hysterically like Armageddon or Mission to Mars

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

@kittyky52 really would’ve picked a different username if I thought anyone would see it

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

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[bradi @BradiMills1]

no that’s my emotional support vape

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

Snapchat shouldn’t be allowed to advertise horror movies as unskippable ads that shit is going to give me nightmares

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

The fact that aside from Hilary we also got Chad Michael Murray, Regina King AND Jennifer Coolidge all in one movie

Icons only

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

@KayleeKHarris Literally terrifying tbh

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

@mgay14 @Fabletics That checks out bc I have no butt and they make it look like I do 😂

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

I know everyone is obsessed with lululemon but @Fabletics leggings are truly elite. Especially the pure luxe with pockets 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

Venmo is allowing people to impersonate other people with EXACT profile names and photos and @VenmoSupport is being extremely slow to handle these issues and communicate. Boycotting @Venmo until they get their shit together. Thank god for @Zelle

[Kylee Warkentin @kyleewarkentin]

There is nothing more cringe to me than when people say “heckin”