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interested in everything that is unknown to me

[gus @okaaytwigs]

vou recriar esse no meio do show da kelela

[short king advocate @samediii_]

Maybe if the new Olivia album was called like “you seem pretty kundled up for a 35 yr old f*g” you guys would relate to it more

[vycious @ghttoyout]

why is every day like £70

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

guys how many times do you think you’ve stubbed your little toes in your lifetime

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

waking up 30 minutes early just to scroll on my phone for 40 of them

[Jake 🦩 @Jakeli_47]

waking up thirty mins early just to scroll on my phone for 20 of them

[l. anderson @Leomie_Anderson]

To be loved like mamdani you have to actually do something about the dying nightlife in the UK not just get an intern to write witty tweets about it

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

well…now there’s absolutely no reason for me to leave this city truly the greatest place on earth

[Leo 🪩 AUIYM @leosAUIYM]

LONDON IS BEING FED WITH ALL OF THESE NEW CHICKEN PLACES

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

i woke up too soon ago

[kannu @chupkarkannu]

i like saying #watdatmean while knowing exactly what it means

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

average khaleeji wedding

[TMZ @TMZ]

👰‍♀️ EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce invite over 1,000 people to Madison Square Garden wedding.

Everything we know: https://t.co/qgmB8i0PKr

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

the way i woke up today with no way to go to work, thank you for WFH the bday gift TfL

[ParteafterParte @Sheiskingx]

TFL gave two minutes of notice for their strike loooool.

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

same goes for london go back to surrey omfg

[Venus Cuffs @VenusCuffs]

If you are not a native New Yorker & you move here YOU NEED TO RESPECT THE CULTURE THAT MADE YOUR PUNK ASS WANT TO MOVE HERE.

This is the city that never sleeps & you are calling the cops for loud noise and block parties? Take your raggedy ass back to Iowa.

[the taint modern @mssingnoah]

going to london fields in summer is sex tourism

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

today was first day of summer in london and i spent it away from work and with friends…im about to cry

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

grabbed dinner from whole foods, devoured it, felt abnormally full, turns out i ate 3 portion sizes, why the fuck would u package it as one omg

[s🐝🍉𓂆 @lemonssance]

only thing i hate about this is that it didn’t happen to me

[Aamir @AamirAR_]

Shoutout the staff on @easyJet flight 8746 into Gatwick last night. I asked if there was any way I could find out the City result during the flight and they came through. CHAMPIONS 🏆❤️

[ً @artfuIchaos]

horny but like for a soul connection

[Jollof Papi 🇬🇭 @OfficialEnam]

Oi them Islington kebab shops are going to make £1M tonight 😭😂😂