Bill Lempe

I live in Fargo, ND. Self-employed creative. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Democratic Convention airs new ad calling Trump weird and showing him slurring and confused

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Hey @DropboxSupport ... your "Chat Now" feature seems to be not functioning. Korben Dallas... please halp!

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Space Karen. Favorite new descriptor I've heard recently.

[John Gruber @gruber]

Accounts suspended today, apparently for criticizing Elon Musk or Twitter or who knows why:

@joinmastodon
@KeithOlbermann
@RMac18: NY Times reporter on Twitter beat
@drewharwell: WaPo reporter on Twitter beat
@atrupar: Indie journalist
@donie: Elon’s jet-tracker

Free speech!

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

@hotdogsladies This song always got me going as well. https://t.co/r3FRRggeZi

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Turns out 15 years ago @hotdogsladies did a pitch perfect, November 2022 Elon impersonation. Perfect! https://t.co/eQnIU709BG

[Apple News @AppleNews]

An incredibly offensive alert was sent by Fast Company, which has been hacked. Apple News has disabled their channel.

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

The @FastCompany Apple News feed hack is awful. People stop posting screenshots of it without editing out the racist shit.

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

First tweet in a long time. Gonna use it to say I really, really dislike the new @verge design. Stopped reading since launch. Waiting for design commentary from @gruber and/or @benthompson.

[Star Wars @starwars]

We are proud to welcome Moses Ingram to the Star Wars family and excited for Reva’s story to unfold. If anyone intends to make her feel in any way unwelcome, we have only one thing to say: we resist.

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

It was such a great scene too. It’s the socks that really top it off.

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

“Don, my boy.” I just finished rewatching the whole series last week. RIP Robert Morse. https://t.co/VzXbKXiLiO

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Just purchased the entire @MadMen_AMC series on my Apple TV to avoid seeing another @IMDbTV ad. Nice work @PrimeVideo.

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Adding this to the list of things that make me feel old. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

@richsommer @Twitter I have used @tweetbot for a decade and love it. Haven’t used the stock Twitter app since.

[Sara Dietschy 🍑y @saradietschy]

I think the Coinbase commercial is great bc it also teaches newcomers that Coinbase always crashes

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Just a reminder. This site is almost 10 years old and still great.
https://t.co/gra6pj8dw1

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

@pleitch That is one early Twitter user number at 10,422. Happy anniversary!

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

So @gruber, please tell me you noticed the @untuckit store next to the @apple store. Older joke…I know but I still noticed it in your video. #untucked

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

@JanssenUS @JanssenGlobal Just seems counterintuitive since @JanssenUS and @JanssenGlobal are owned by @JNJNews.

[Bill Lempe @lempe]

Hey @JanssenUS and @JanssenGlobal did you know one of your employees is actively not into masking in schools. Nothing like a school board member pushing back against a pediatrician, also on the school board, calling her advice “propaganda”? https://t.co/eIUq4cadPD