Fletch

Frink? Phtang. Oik!

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@monsterhunter45 “Let’s not call them anything let’s just ignore them.”

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@Teknium @jonkomet Something similar for the kanban page on the dashboard would be nice.

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@archon Finally got around to downloading the demo and after two hours in I’m forcing myself to stop. Not civ2 level but nerd senses tingling.

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@archon Another to wishlist after this.

https://t.co/1Ab8pFsyDO

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@romanhelmetguy Wait; what step do the snake eating gorillas come in?

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@jarvis_best The approaching clip-clops kind of give away the impending drive by so there’s plenty of time to get under cover.

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@ChristianHeiens

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@reddit_lies @Fat_Electrician They’d have the ac spew meat-allergy inducing ticks too just to make sure no one was enjoying animal flesh.

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@CynicalPublius Don’t forget your daily servings of malk.

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They’re buildings where water and electricity are converted into cat videos.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I mean this as a genuine question, not a dunk:

What do people think data centers are?

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@wtfcetialpha5

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

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@gatorgar @DreadedDinosaur If an empty box is dumped in a landfill does it get written off for tax purposes?

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@reddit_lies How he pictures the landlords.

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@DaddyWarpig Robin, fetch the bat jai lai flinger things . . .

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@memeslich Lochaber and load.

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@theleslieneeson Our revels now are ended.

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@PixelBibleBytes https://t.co/NQJd60dIfo

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@pixel_echo @DaveBlass They’ll just add it in in post.

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@marycatedelvey I think PLATONIC FISHNETS used to open for Devo on their 82 or 83 tour some dates.