wet bread

bb talk

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Bill skarsgard putting on the worst french accent you’ve ever heard and pacing around the opera garnier dressed like a shoujo anime headmaster for three hours yeah this is the best john wick

[wet bread @lenadrey]

@tatsuramen

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I’m either “Whoa that’s hot” or “Are you insane”

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@MountainDew 362

[not ham @notham2]

if we ain’t hopping through hoops for AOC plus three just don’t fucking bother inviting me

[wet bread @lenadrey]

Do y’all feel like a pig about to be slaughtered when people say “you look healthy?” I have a deep seated fear of being harvested

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The only club I go to is book club #deepinthequar

[Nasün Freighpæ @joannalovesyou]

They rly BATTLED for flavor flav like that

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Nicholas Cage would play Jerry in the Live Action remake of Rick and Morty

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@joannagraccee My friends let me know today, thought they refused my hug because of Covid but alas...

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My Touch Makes People Feel More Alone

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Concerned for the day when the Face ID recognizes me with my mask on

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My headstone will read, “atleast she never played candy crush”

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ladies, if he's

- always giving you one-word responses
- unsupportive when you're visibly upset
- coming over unannounced in the middle of the night
- faintly tapping at your chamber door

He's not your man. He's the Raven, nothing more.

[wet bread @lenadrey]

When I die I would prefer my ashes be scattered inside Shia Labeoufs house

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

John Bercow,
thank you for the ‘Order’,
the voice you gave us.
Thanks for all the times you gave us.
We are going to miss you,
We say in all honesty,
What would Commons be?
Without an order or ‘ORDDDDDDDEERRRRRR’
What are we?
So we say thank you to the Speaker
For everything.

[wet bread @lenadrey]

I live on a hedonic treadmill - @brooke_penman

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Looking for a soothing Ketchup scented essential oil for my panic room