dragon l0rde

small time blogger and professional Thai food eater

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

ALANIS VOICE :
🎶it's like having a viral tweet, with a grammar mistake🎶 https://t.co/3FEtki3eX1

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

@damonandjo did i see that you'll be in london?? PLEASE TELL ME UR DOING A MEETUP

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

@sethrogen you would really like #chuaochocolatier i think. give it a try lol

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

I just applied to apprentice at a startup through @discoverpraxis. https://t.co/J4qqoREwkV

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

what do you call a cheap circumcision:

a rip-off.

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

Coachella is Hollywood in a festival

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

cowabunga dood!

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

BP collection update: British Petroleum, Brad Pitt, Butt Plugs, Brandon Parks, Brat Pack, Beer Pong, Banana Pancakes.

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

I get high by depositing money in my bank account

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

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[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

https://t.co/FVC9rxsrDl

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

people are dying https://t.co/HfU3zr3ZdH

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

@eatyourkimchi hoii!! i mentioned you guys in my last article on https://t.co/FAOe23cdWc
you're a huge reason why im going to seoul! luv u

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

you know when you're a #starvingcollegestudent when ur card gets declined at 8 am to buy a $2 pastry

[dragon l0rde @lenagoodson]

BP: British Petroleum. Brad Pitt. Beer Pong. Butt Plug. Banana Pancakes.

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

When the zebra isn't actually eating your head (Vine by Vinetourage) https://t.co/kbBCIywWC2

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

It is time to say enough is enough. It is time to end religious bigotry. It is time to build a nation in which we all stand together.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I am calling on all of us in public life and all Americans to condemn anti-Muslim hatred, to say “no” to those who promote this hatred.