lena

made of outer space

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I can't process how we've made kids get covid at schools, we've let them die in mass shootings at schools, and every time another tragedy hits we talk and talk and nothing changes. The depths of a sickness in a society that lets its children die is hard to fathom.

[caitlyn ⋆˚✿˖° @goldstardisco]

thread of gofundmes/petitions/etc for the uvalde elementary school shooting:

[Dr. Bryan Leyva @DrBryanLeyva]

Pediatrician here. I want people to know that death by firearm is not rare in kids. In fact, it has been the #1 cause death in this age group since 2020. In 2020 alone, 4300 children died from firearms. That’s equivalent to one Boeing 747 plane crash every month for 9 months.

[Emma Bolden @emmabo]

i wish every pet owner would release an album of songs they make up for their pets

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Left the back door open at my friend's house and her roomba escaped. Hope he goes on an adventure and cleans the whole world

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

[BLo @B_Lo392]

Objects in mirror are cuter than they appear

[Anish Banerjee @AnishB1702]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 In Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

[julia hava @binchcity]

The Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade while the whole country is distracted by an inconsequential event celebrating extreme wealth is, unfortunately, the most symbolic representation of America rn

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Dear trolls, anti-vaxxers, and COVID minimizers: let me save you the trouble and assure you that yes, I have seen the comment you're about to post. Repeatedly. You all say the same things based on the copy and paste talking points of the week. Here's the latest.🧵

[lena @lenammelo]

I got to play with LEGO and get paid today, talk about dream job 🥹

[Dr. Emily Anhalt @dremilyanhalt]

Your pain is valid even though others have it worse. Your joy is beautiful even though others have it better.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

The mere fact that 5 fully vaccinated (4 doses) transplant patients needed ICU care because people chose their "personal freedom" over wearing a mask and getting vaccinated during a pandemic makes me nauseated.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

vacation is not enough i need to run my brain through a car wash

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Via @shouldhaveaduck

[da’shaun | they/them @DaShaunLH]

this person on tiktok bumped into the corner of their bed frame and made a really funny noise that has become a trend on the app, and i’m gonna start a thread of some of the ones that have had me weak af. 😂

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Do you know how bad you have to be at science to think that a mask does not block a virus but does block oxygen and carbon dioxide?