ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER

Oh I’m going to have your job, shithead.

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

@AnthonyMorrow83 @IndolentFop @leegallyred

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Sunderland upset the odds to win the 1973 Fa Cup Final, that Jim Montgomery save though!!

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

That time Prince sang “Raspberry Sorbet” on Muppets Tonight:

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

Knocks our “Super, super Kev” chant into a cocked hat, eh?

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

I just shouted ‘tune’ at radio 2 and now I feel middle-aged AF. It’s Orbital though in my defence.

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

@amboinreallife ‘Harsh your mellow’ is a new one on me. I’d kick them in the nads just for using that expression.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

Lol 1 down at Pools already

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

@BadgersMilk1 Those chakras are going to think you’re a ponce.

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

28 behave yourself man

[80s Footballers Ageing Badly @80sAging]

Round 1 - Match 9

Dennis Booth (32) vs Mike Stringfellow (28)

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

I've travelled a fair bit and let me tell you, the average foreigner wants the same things as everyone else. They want to know what love is. And they want you to show them.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Oh dear

[CWU @CWUnews]

Dry your eyes mate.

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

Fucking hellfire. There’ll be a riot. Which, tbf, I’m not utterly opposed to.

[Christopher Hope📝 @christopherhope]

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[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

@acoratherapy And the bulb is dead, obviously.

Are typicals not like this?

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

@acoratherapy Everything you have mentioned I have in a drawer: even the spatula.

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

In my own bin! In my own house!

Oh Peter Cook, how I miss thee.

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's hotter than Jimmy Corkhill's spoon rn

[ADHD MASSIVE 1/4MASTER @lendmeyrteeth]

Well. Where does one start.

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

Russian TV host claims Northern Ireland should be spared from nuclear destruction threatened against England, as province will ‘unite with Ireland’ https://t.co/kgeHbc92sQ

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

If a tree bursts into flames in a forest, and nobody is there to say it's summer, mate, it was the same in 1976 and there's nothing unusual about it, let's not overreact, does it mean these idiots have finally understood what's happening and decided to shut the fuck up.