Lenny from the hill

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

[Lenny from the hill @lenevdh]

stel u voor gij bent 6 maanden met uwe vriend en ineens zegt die da de groene paprika zen favoriet is

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

(me When some one doesn't know a fact that I actually learned yesterday): ok Moron

[bean🌱 @hostile_bean]

this is so funny i can’t stop watching

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

November 1st…

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

“bro” but romantically

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)

[Thomas Meunier @ThomMills]

BLUVN GOAN 💙🖤

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Weird looking mum.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: i cannot wait for fall! FALL IS FINALLY HERE!!!!

also me: 😰I’m cold😰

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me: “tomorrow i’m going to wake up early and have a productive day”

clock: “12:26pm”

me:

[Football HQ @FootballHQ]

https://t.co/KThopDMDM3

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: China announces 0 days of mourning for Queen Elizabeth II

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

BREAKING: The corgis flee Britain as they find out they now belong to Prince Andrew

[Muaaz Mia @MuaazMia]

This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen

[daniela @abolishICE6969]

we never did get to grab that drink…

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the scammers are scamming