Lauren Nimphius

welcome 2 my diary, glad ur here

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Anyone going swimming somewhere????? If so, I want in.
HMU.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Tbh U Smile is definitely the best @justinbieber song…DON’T @ me.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

I’m not wearing a bra at the Cheesecake Factory.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

I am in tears laughing over a ridiculous hinge convo. If only all dating app conversations could be this hilarious and good!

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Keith’s death on One Tree Hill never gets easier every time I watch this show 😭😭😭😭

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Me.
https://t.co/KFvLHgut74

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

I’ve clogged toilets before, don’t get me wrong, but it has never overflowed and I am pretty sure I will be embarrassed for the rest of my life. The end.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

I am grabbing towel after towel to try to soak up the water. It is bad. I end up accidentally scaring my friend awake to the chaos that’s happening. Where she helps me mop the bathroom and brings me a hidden plunger.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Immediately freaked out, lots of “oh no, oh no, oh no”. I try to grab every towel in the bathroom to try to make it stop…it’s too late. The bathroom is filled with water. I open the door to find more towels as the water spills out.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Why yes, it is 1:45AM & I did just clog my friends toilet which proceeded to overflow & flood her bathroom.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

FINALLY was able to cry after not being able to for what feels like forever. It felt so good even though I felt so sad. Hope to cry more soon!!

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

I’m at the part in Gilmore Girls where Lorelei and Rory fight and don’t talk to each other for several episodes and I am not well.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Quit my job & feelin good!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

PLZ WHO ALSO WATCHED OUTER BANKS & CAN SCREAM ABOUT IT WITH ME CUZ I CANNOT FUNCTIONNNNNN

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Ooof. I am pretty sure that this 2nd season is more frustrating and stressful than the 1st!!!!!

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

WOW Outer Banks is so frustrating and stressful but I cannot stop watching. One more ep!!! EEK

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Also this isn’t the first time I’ve fallen out of a chair at work…

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Just tried to roll around in my chair at work for some laughs & my very soft, comfy pants betrayed me. I slid right of the chair, tipping it backwards and falling flat on my butt. But boy, did I get some laughs.

I guess I shouldn’t wear comfy pants to work.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

@marleyvedder Omg. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Sorry I can’t come out tonight, I just bought the comfiest shorts ever.

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

Well, I bet Chili’s is open again and I still NEED to go

[Lauren Nimphius @lenimphius]

I hope I get to go to Chili’s again someday