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grade A shit disturber. i am the devil's advocate. facetious is my favourite word. if you take me seriously, then the joke's on you.

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@TimHortons thanks for the extra (plastic) fibre

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@DFO_Pacific Hey, can you fix your f’n website so I CAN buy a license? Been down all weekend. Missing out here!!!!

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@CityNewsVAN Thank goodness! Back to normal.

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Am I crazy? Or does this look like @RobSchneider in Three Amigos?

🎵 Sweet Little Buttercup… won’t you stay a ….

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@DriveBC Has anyone run a cost comparison for replacing this stupidity with heat trace cable?

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@DriveBC Single vehicle accident eastbound, moved the centre barriers into the westbound fast lane. Traffic was stopped eastbound and very slow westbound.

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Do people actually buy these? Even at 70% off, I’m not sure I’d want one on my front lawn.

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@ericwoodward any idea why no one can answer When the 216/Glover project will actually be completed? Train signals appear to be complete… traffic signals up, but inoperative. Only a year and a half overdue?!

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Hey, what's taking so long to wrap this project up? https://t.co/enC3GzAQT7
@LangleyTownship @CanadianPacific @MayorFroese @MeganDykeman @AndrewMercierBC

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@McDonaldsCanada new sign looks like “do not enter” at a quick glance. I figured it wasn’t available! Oh, and your Wifi doesn’t work. 1131 Austin in Coquitlam

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@WBrettWilson That’s because True D’Oh! is just continuing his fathers task of royally fucking the Canadian Economy… I still am disgusted at the stupid for voting him in a first time, nevertheless a second (and probably third!!)

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@waDNR Fucking savage. I like you.

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@not_nia_labs Now that it's over .. where was this one? Couldn't find it 🤯

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@AM730Traffic train crossing arms down at 192 & Golden Ears due to stuck train. An hour now.

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@CityNewsTraffic train stuck at 192 & Golden Ears Way. Arms down, can’t cross. Stuck for 45 minutes now

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Nah, no one wants to touch it. Even ToL blames Hydro and MoTH. And no, Gord.. it doesn’t help. (I how this helps? Wtf)

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@ericwoodward any chance you can figure out what the delay is? ToL blaming @bchydro and @CanadianPacific

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@LangleyTimes anyone know what’s going on (aka gone wrong)with this project? It has been stalled for over a year now. I’m sure it’s well over the originally over-inflated cost now.

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@Hersheys WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE BRIDGE MIXTURE!?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

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@LangleyTimes anyone know what’s going on (aka gone wrong)with this project? It has been stalled for over a year now. I’m sure it’s well over the originally over-inflated cost now.

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Hey, what's taking so long to wrap this project up? https://t.co/enC3GzAQT7
@LangleyTownship @CanadianPacific @MayorFroese @MeganDykeman @AndrewMercierBC

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@TheGeorgeGray ok, I just have to know… is there a running joke or something with “rear bumper appliqué!” when listing off features of new cars?