BREAKING: Iconic Federal Prosecutor demands that the January 6 Committee begin “playing hardball” by criminally charging Ivanka Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell with contempt of court for rejecting its subpoenas. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY MUST ALL BE CHARGED!
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The greedy old Carriers had plans to steal wireless
But the team in magenta was determined and tireless
So sit back and listen, grab a friend, the more the merrier
It’s a classic holiday tale with a twist, from the Un-carrier