Elliot Garnell

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

@msg_jacob fleetwood mac - go your own way. Pretty please!

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

@GourmetCBandK @jonpaulb78 Jon-Paul you've Blundered, slating Starbucks and Gourmet when you clearly work for Pumpkin.

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

@themichaelcaine fancy coming to Cecconis for dinner after this do at the Royal Albert Hall?

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

“Hot girls will never know if they are actually interesting or not."

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

“Coasters are for people who need to put their drink down."

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: If I only wanted one drink, I'd go for communion.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Now that 'twerking' and 'selfie' are in the dictionary, I really don't give a shit how we leave the planet for our kids.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: I asked him what his life goal is, and he said 'to make the obituary in The Economist.' #2: Great answer.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: In the event of a disaster, I'm putting on a tux.
#2: Go out in style?
#1: To look like the most important person to save.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: I want a Times New Roman in the streets but a Wingdings in the sheets.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you're good at lying, you're good at everything.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: You can get away with just about anything if you're buying the drinks.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Sure, I'll have $6 bottle of Evian with a glass full of ice made from tap water.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

If the ice melts before you finish your drink, you're a pussy.

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

When legend becomes fact, print the legend.

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

@Max_Imfeld @james_dermott @alexcaldwell94 @marennie26 unrivalled wit. Hopefully we will have some tangible examples in the new year

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

@Max_Imfeld @roshiejaay @alexcaldwell94 @marennie26 not realising Rosh had logged on to my phone. Old money has some stuff it's working on

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

@cheshboyprobs this isn't a problem for real Cheshire boys surely?

[Elliot Garnell @lenrag]

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