William McEwen

Husband, father, photographer, writer, all around great guy. Author of the Ken Dixon Universe short story adventures on Amazon.

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@GallagherShow @carlotta429 I had to click on the post to reveal Paid Partnership. Otherwise it isn’t shown.

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@creathir @txsalth2o Don’t get me started, Peter. Candy companies should be taken to court for calling those tiny candy bars “fun” size! Nothing fun about those minuscule portions. 🙂

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@txsalth2o Ah, the conversation hijackers. 😑

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@txsalth2o @neontaster Interesting! She should have been an easy sell. Wow, Hollywood is great at doing everything wrong these days.

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@CherieCurrie3 Classy.

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I’ve been unable to find the @WilliamShatner RB box in stores, so I ordered one online from Walmart. They shipped this awesome collectible gem in a flimsy envelope. It arrived crushed, open, and flat. I did my best to uncrush it, but it won’t stand up. Huge fail, @Walmart.

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@ShadesOfRani @michellmybell1 Me, and pretty much all the men I know…

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@MarkDavis Stan Freberg made that commercial. That’s his son.

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@KettlebellDan The only explanation I have is they are trying to be memorable by being painfully stupid.

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@HarmeetKDhillon Save some for us!

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@KristySwansonXO 17.

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@CynicalPublius @GlobalUpdates24 “Enjoying.” 🤣

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@MoviesTVNetwork Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

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@ClownWorld @PramilaJayapal My favorite is “Being born is not a crime.” Pure genius. 😀

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@disclosureorg

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@OliLondonTV These existed a hundred years ago, but weren’t quite as sophisticated obviously.

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@FoxBusiness It might turn out to have New Coke genius. I’m sure I wouldn’t have heard of the Big Arch had the cringe video not gone viral.

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@TimHundley4All @McDonalds It’s on McDonalds’ website.

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@cvpayne Poor guy. The first time he ever sees a burger in real life is when the camera is rolling.

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