Leonard SA

[Leonard SA @leonardSA]

Daftar referral code yang gw punya dari berbagai aplikasi mulai dari investasi, bank, uang elektronik, dan lainnya. Boleh di like atau save mungkin bisa membantu di masa depan. #referralcode

[Kementerian Kegelapan @kemgelapan]

Kami tidak sabar untuk menyaksikan pidato yang paling pidato sepanjang sejarah Republik ini 🫡

[txt keluhan warga konoha @keluhkesahkonoh]

dokter indo kasih paracetamol: “lah paracetamol doang” dokter ln kasih paracetamol: “bagus bgt, obatnya gak berlebihan”

dokter indo order ct scan: “ini mah berlebihan. kan bisa usg dulu. pasti buat duit masuk nih” dokter ln order ct scan: “keren nih. pemeriksaannya langsung paripurna gini”

dokter indo gak kasih antibiotik: “demam gini kok gak dikasih antibiotik!” dokter ln gak kasih antibiotik: “ya betul, gak harus langsung antibiotik sih. pinter dokternya”

[Anies Rasyid Baswedan @aniesbaswedan]

Tulisan opini saya naik cetak di @hariankompas hari ini. Tentang kepastian hukum, mengapa kerusakannya hanya bergerak satu arah dan bergeraknya dari pucuk, serta apa yg terjadi pada bangsa ketika semua orang terpaksa berhitung pendek. Silakan disimak.

https://t.co/W25aKFRYOg

[fin @awaaannnn__]

beliau ini udah sering blunder dari dulu, jadi inget waktu dia dateng ke kediaman pak SBY saat ibu ani meninggal. dia masih bahas politik dan infoin didepan media kalau ibu ani memilih beliau saat pemilu. pak SBY sampe klarif dan mengecam tentang statement pr4bowo yang dinilai tidak elok 🙃

[Gump n Hell #gumpnhell @gumpnhell]

Njiiir... bekas KOMISARIS (BUMN) PELNI maen tuduh tanpa bukti.

Padahal itu ada resi pos Indonesia & surat resmi kemendagri. 🙄

Emang gak punya malu:
- malsu latar belakang pendidikan
- malsu plat nomor kendaraan
- tp cuap2 nuduh pihak lain mencoreng nama baik 🤣

[PROFESOR SAHAM @profesor_saham]

Serius om, di acara giias

[Dosen Pembimbing @Dospemz]

Basically, MBG is:

- Giving the wrong food
- To children who don’t need it
- With money we don’t have

[Elon Murz | SVP of Meme Engineering @ecommurz]

WALLAHI

[Elon Murz | SVP of Meme Engineering @ecommurz]

"Whenever i think this government cant get any lower, they prove me wrong"

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

kalo nimpa dipikir wok

[Ahlus Soresu wal Djem So @ObiWan_Catnobi]

Udah dibelain ngerusak career path pemain naturalisasi ekspres

Udah dibelain menghambat kesempatan pemain lahir WNI nambah pengalaman di level internasional

Udah pasang 7 naturalisasi ekspres, cuma pake 3 pemain lahir WNI.

Masih kalah 0-3 sama Viet Nam. Di kandang pula

[rdt @rdtlco]

Lo pada baca bukunya Lee Kwan Yew deh. Si Prabsky ini dibilang goblok oleh ybs. 🙏🏻😭🙏🏻..

[Panggil aja Purbo @piyopikavet]

Memang murni asbun, ngawur, inkompeten sejak muda sih. Teori soal ketuaan dicoret aja.

[Яizal do @afrkml]

“Kita ga butuh pemimpin yang pinter ngomong!”

Yeah, your wish has been granted. Congratulations. 😍👏🏻

[M. Rizky @marsarizky]

@rayestu Indonesians watching this while Arkham level villains are running their government

[Nathaniel Rayestu @rayestu]

In Singapore they’re actually debating whether the government’s insistence on politicians being too clean might keep capable people out of politics.

They’re living in parallel universe tbh

[Pandji Pragiwaksono @pandji]

😉

[Variety @Variety]

Pandji Pragiwaksono is the biggest comedian from Indonesia. But for him to perform in his home country, he must have his material approved by the government.

“I’m required to send a transcript of my jokes to the police,” he tells Variety. Only after the cops sign off on his punchlines will they provide a permit for the event.

After one special where he targeted Indonesia’s two largest Muslim organizations for accepting state mining concessions (therefore tying themselves to the Indonesian government), six people filed police reports accusing Pragiwaksono of blasphemy.

He was interrogated on four occasions, for six hours each. Pragiwaksono believes the campaign against him is politically motivated and that the vice president is behind it.

“A week after the special was released, over 1,000 Muslim people poured into the streets protesting my jokes, saying that it was blasphemy and it was condescending Islam,” Pragiwaksono says. “It caught me by surprise because I have no intentions of condescending Islam. The joke wasn’t even about religion.”

Read the full profile from @ethanshanfeld: https://t.co/l0hXDMNsHo

[Edy Bayo Regar @regar_op0sisi]

Menyisakan 2 pertanyaan dalam acara ini:

Apakah anda percaya 58,83% angka real?
Apakah Prabowo tipe orang yg patuh pada aturan?