Leo 🍉

slowly evaporating into a noxious gas

[Leo 🍉 @leonardiusIV]

i dont think they were actually that sorry for party rocking, now that you mention it

[sentimental tamandua @telegraphroads]

thank you for your attention to this matter

[Election Digest @ElectionDigest]

Zombies don't exist. These are people. They are human beings.

[turbomander @turbomander]

...did you seriously just question the will of the giant slug dude

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Smoking weed with a sloth and it makes him move at a moderate to brisk pace and walk upright like a guy

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[michaels @happynormalboy]

wet floor sign in the shape of a banana peel is what i’m fucking talking about!!!

[Marlee Wasser @mwasser]

Canada must take IMMEDIATE ACTION on this @MarkJCarney @avilewis

[Toronto OPS @TorontoOPS]

We are learning in real time the horror show closing safe injection sites has caused!!! People ODing on sidewalks in parks, public. EMS calls are at 2056 right now and in the same time period last year they were 958!!!! There’s a reason why we listen to experts and not columnists

[James Li @5149jamesli]

When do we start calling this a holocaust?

[Terrill Tailfeathers @Terrilltf]

In Canada, First Nations people are ten times more likely to die in police interactions than white Canadians. Black people are 6 times more likely. Canada is still a deeply racist colonial society to this day. #CanadaDay

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

do you think dracula has a sexual penis

[Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊 @christoaivalis]

Look, I'm not opposed to the idea of Canada doing Eurovision.

But right now it feels like were scabs against the countries boycotting Israel's inclusion

[sentimental tamandua @telegraphroads]

when you have a friend

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[LPC @landpalestine]

Anne Frank cousin calls for an end to Israeli genocide in Palestine an says What is happening in Palestine is a disgrace to Judaism

“killing, bombing, starvation, and isolation of civilians being "an absolute crime against humanity and an unbelievable tragedy,"

noting that these acts become even more painful because they are committed by a Jewish state”

[Long John Silvers posting @chasedbywasps]

I've unleashed 112 shrews into your home. their home