Why did nobody riot when a guy cut his girlfriend’s head off in East Kilbride…or when a young boy was stabbed to death on Irvine beach? It doesn’t tick the box some need for outrage.
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Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
Not going to lie, this makes Arsenal's title even sweeter for me 😂
The corrupt panel claims City only got 1 decision in their favour, as if Bernardo Silva alone didn't have at least 9 decisions go his way 🤣
We don't get a golden UCL for going unbeaten.
Other clubs have already won it unbeaten.
Stop posting this shit because you make the rest of us look like fucking idiots.
Is there a worse bunch of blokes than Man United players of 20 years ago? Schmeichel, Neville, Scholes, Butt, Evra, Keane....
Miserable, bitter, angry old men obsessed with Arsenal, crying non stop. Get in the bin 🗑️🤮