Leon Rams

I only get on Twitter to talk shit and say stupid stuff that I can’t say in real life. You’ve been warned.

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

I’m out like a fat kid in dodgeball. This place is going to become an even bigger dumpster fire than before. Just wait until they let Kanye and Trump back on. #Byeeeeee

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@jeffkalina1 @GrendelTom @Bickley_Marotta I’d like some of whatever recreational weed you’re smoking, because this years team is a steaming pile of garbage. And I’m a Jets fan, so I know trash piles when I see them.

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

Sometimes you lose to the douchiest team in your league, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. #BeerLeague

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@SotDPodcast Bourguet

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@FlaggedForDepot Does this mean the death of this Twitter account? Or will someone else be taking over? I need constant reminder that I don’t want to go back to working at the fruit stand.

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@KurtisHanni River of Doubt by Candice Millard.

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@SotDPodcast How the hell haven’t we mentioned Ryan Torain?

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

Republicans are the reason we can’t have nice things. They’re like the bratty kid that no one likes, and when they don’t get their way, they just take their ball and go home. Seriously go fuck yourselves. #GOP

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

Broken record alert: “Don’t get mad, I’m just working harder than you.” #BeerLeague

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@JoeHealey42 Can’t wait!

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

Sometimes you gotta, sometimes I gotta #HoldOn

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

@CraigReski #irony

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

It’s kind of like an acid or mushroom trip. Except with pizza. #LifeAltering

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

#ACAB

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

I swear I’m just going to quit hockey and burn all of my gear. As @Razor5Hole would say “he’s as cold as the underside of a pillow”. #NHL99

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

I hate to sound like a broken record here, but if you didn’t watch the latest episode of @RezDogsFX, you missed the greatest obscure movie/music reference that I have ever had the privilege of seeing. #IStillBelieve

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

If you’re not watching @RezDogsFX why do you even own a TV? Such a great show. It’s unsuspecting, but they drop heavy shit in almost every episode that really makes you think.

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

I left my wallet in El Segundo.

[Leon Rams @LeonRams]

Reached into the vault and pulled out one of my favorite chirps. Courtesy of @nikeapollo91. “Don��t get mad, I’m just working harder than you.” #BeerLeague