#BREAKING Facebook is now "Meta"
"Now we have a new North Star," CEO Mark Zuckerberg says. "From now on, we are going to be Metaverse first, not Facebook first,"
Coaching 8 year old soccer practice this eve; instinctively head-butted a ball (that was kicked at my face) for the first time in 20 years; deeply regret it
MIKE PENCE: men's clothing should be on one floor and women's clothing on another so we can all have a comfortable shopping experience at Target
MODERATOR: the question was how have you handled the Covid crisis
[30 years into the future]
me: you know netflix used to send films by post
my amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
me: productivity