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[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

This would explain why sons of dead beats are most likely to turn out exactly like their fathers 💀 even if they have never met them

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Neurotypicals will be like "I know you have a disability that affects your ability to stay organized, manage your time properly, socialize, or control what you're able to think about or focus on, but that's not an excuse to have trouble staying organized, managing your time properly, socializing, or controlling what you need to think about or focus on." And then demand that they aren't ableist. I'm tired.

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@JasonVo42694130 @codeguymw @TheBoysOOCC just a movie where there’s a drummer and his coach is evil and rlly mean and constantly putting him down to lift him up, he’s a stereotype of a horrible unethically rude musical coach basically. he just berates his client the entire movie lol

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Young hoes get mean as fuck when they go too long without eating Tuna

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@psychocrzzzy @BADICKl @DiaryOfKeysus @fentyvibesz u can’t possibly think this is much better

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@eterntruly @taetaeev1 @jonsnowskeep since when is being severely underweight not a health problem

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[morgan 🍎 @marangho]

Type of shit you'll see in the comment sections of a white child interacting with any black person

[ella 🌤️ @ivydrift]

cheeky nando’s isn’t so cheeky anymore and i think that’s whats wrong with this country today.

[Miranda ❦ @vi_toka]

Okay who actually successfully convinced Americans that British people aren’t allowed to open their windows because this is kind of funny

[kayla @___kw98___]

Precisely why a lot of people won’t invest in AC

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“People know exactly what they’re doing”

Until it’s you. Then suddenly, your intentions matter. Everyone wants grace for themselves, but rarely wants to extend it to others.

[Christian Young @ChristianYoungA]

my ending MS Paint

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Korn be like “this song is for everybody that got touched on make some noise if you got touched on as a kid”

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@90smoonwalker ‘never mind love ‘ is making me sob

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@90smoonwalker she’s so lovely

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

hero

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@fadetokat @FNAFHypeFan2 my goat thank u so much :3

[𐚁 🇵🇸 @leosdiet]

@fadetokat @FNAFHypeFan2 thank u !!