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@DrMichaelJBurry I'll call Jerome to tell him he is fired!!!

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@DrMichaelJBurry Dr Burry, out of curiosity, did you use the same #FUBAR moniker to warn people before the 2008 CRASH or is it a new invention just for this time?

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@DrMichaelJBurry Na, not until there are mass layoffs. This time the FED will "attempt" to hold out a little while longer.

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@GolfDigest @TheSergioGarcia Free Sergio!

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@GOLF_com Justin Rose

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@realDonaldTrump This summer - look for Sean Penn starring in the new Donald Trump documentary "Dead Men Voting".

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Hillary will say anything to get elected and Trump will say anything to get even.

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When you are eating a woman out, it must look like she is getting mopped. #BWTHEWALL

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Your Chinese tattoo means "overcome your fear is sucking a dick" #BWTHEWALL

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Poor man's Mike Tyson? #BWTHEWALL

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Do you deny the rumor that you are NOT a faggot? #BWTHEWALL

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Ashton Taint!! #BWTHEWALL

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Roman congrats on being booked by SFPD! #BWTHEWALL

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Only reason Roman gets a date is bc he can suck a good dick. #BWTHEWALL

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The only difference BTW Roman Leo and the uni-bomber? Roman bombs more! #BWTHEWALL

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Siri, open your back door...

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I heard Hitler had a Swastika shaped dick and he would pee out of all four sides. #HitlerDickConspiracy

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I'm officially announcing that I will not be attending this year's Academy Awards in protest simply because I have not been in any films.

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The big Powerball winner tonight is, once again, math

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@jasondove mine is the skin flute.