Hanz

toxic, masculine robot leprechaun

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@RoKhanna @friedberg pretty please resign

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@ThePrimeagen your skills and opinions are no longer relevant

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@m_franceschetti @eightsleep ok now make it so your product doesn’t turn off when my internet goes out

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@growing_daniel such trash software. somebody please start a competitor

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@m_franceschetti @eightsleep my comcast is down and therefore so is my eightsleep. fix your shitty software. i should be asleep now. can’t wait to jump ship from both eighteen and comcast as soon as there’s a decent competitor

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@eightsleep @m_franceschetti love the hardware and am not a fan of your software. seems like you don’t do UX studies. can you please offer a minimal version with just basic bed controls, and none of the cloud, autopilot, and scolding crap?

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@jiratickets i’m a sperm banker. i work on ball street

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@jahirsheikh8 uh look at what’s running?

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@StefanMolyneux “i hate being right” as a general statement sounds dumb

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@jamalfarida41 yes, with two guys. one worked in construction and the other worked for yelp. afterwards we exchanged contact information and agreed to never tell anybody

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@tferriss 8

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@SFPD @CHP_GoldenGate thank you!!

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@DanielLurie @SFPD @CHPSanFrancisco yes!!!

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@rsms @brian_lovin hmm i don’t think i pay them that

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Taco Bell has announced a new Crispy Chicken Crunchwrap Slider as a limited-time menu item

It launches on March 19 and will cost $2.49

[Elmo @elmo]

Remember, Elmo loves you today and everyday! ❤️

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@SawyerMerritt there’s no openable windows. if somebody farts, it’s game over

[Hanz @lepbrochaun]

@hubermanlab is there a place for taco bell in a balanced diet

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@m_franceschetti definitely not writing any code to fix offline mode

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@m_franceschetti fix the fucking offline mode plz ty