Michael Halewood

Lazy retweeter, government stooge, evertonian and general procrastinator

[Qwertee.com @qwertee]

"If Only" is today's tee on https://t.co/LdSWa6Ss6H RePost for a chance at a FREE TEE!

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Ever wonder what makes "special sauce" so special?

Yo!

#Futurama

[The 1878s @The1878s]

We absolutely agree with this.

How fans can be charged this much & more for a friendly is scandalous.

A game that’s over a 400 mile round trip, midweek & a tea time KO.

Regardless of who has had a say on the prices of the tickets. They simply don’t care about the fans.

[Michael Halewood @lepper666]

@EvertonViews Palace at home, I think that's the only one.

[Everton @Everton]

Sixty grand. 17 years. One Seamus Coleman. 💙

[Everton @Everton]

Thank you, Seamus. 💙

[Hill Dickinson Stadium @EvertonStadium]

🏟️ Trinity Place Bar is to host a live screening of Everton’s final Premier League fixture of the season, away to Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday 24 May.

https://t.co/kf7MuAdBZd

[Everton @Everton]

One of our mascots today is 11-year-old Kaiden, who is living with medulloblastoma – a rare and aggressive form of brain cancer.

Read more about today's support of @CwC_UK and @Bradleysfight. ⬇️

[The 1878s @The1878s]

On Sunday during our last home game of the season we are asking everyone attending the game to stand up on the 60th minute and sing Seamus Coleman’s song.

A boss captain, a boss Evertonian and a boss person 💙👏🏼

Enjoy your retirement Seamus 👍🏼

[The Bobble @ElBobble]

For every lung-bursting run, every tackle, every word of leadership, and the unmatched loyalty you have shown this club for over a decade and a half, you gave us your prime, you protected us in our darkest hours, and you showed us what true leadership looks like. You will forever be sixty grand well spent. Thank you, Captain 🔵

[Michael Halewood @lepper666]

Beto started the second half like he was reading the comments at half time

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Israel has wiped out 39 villages in South Lebanon and destroyed 40,000 homes.

39 centuries-old historic villages entirely erased from the map. In just 60 days.

This is ethnic cleansing.

This is terrorism.

And not a peep from the complicit “international community”, of course.

[Amy🍬 @ALD1878X]

Why are we still allowing away fans out with us? The congestion, the pushing, the shoving dangerous as fuck. Needs sorting out asap.

[Michael Halewood @lepper666]

Tiny rainbow

[Everton @Everton]

Not for the first time and not the last.

A sea of blue along Regent Road. 🌊

[Michael Halewood @lepper666]

Now it feels like derby day

[Pepper Mills🖤💛 @PepperMills3]

Today is the first Merseyside Derby at our new home.

Let it be magical, magnificent and full of splendour - just like me and my musical talent🪈🎸✨

Into these today blues. UTFT
#everton #merseysidederby #liverpoolfc #derbyday

[Giulia Bould @GiuliaBould]

It's the Merseyside Derby and we need to find a stem cell match for 1 year old Ronnie

You can Register for Ronnie here @EvertonStadium on the South Side today and help 💙❤️

[BluesAgainstBloodCancer @BluesVCancer]

No city pulls together like ours, when one of its own needs help. This little 1 year old needs to find a matching stem cell donor to save his life. Now in derby week, of all weeks,we’re asking @Everton & @LFC fans to come together to 💙🧬❤️@Register4Ronnie https://t.co/6vrJPxrtHz